Too Much Information

I try not to be judgmental of a messy office. It happens. A man needs a place to keep his crap and look at his internet porn.

But if said man wants to pose in the nude there, he might want to consider the decor.

This man is telling us, "I love tacky movies from the 80s about stalkers and rapists starring has-beens like Connie Stevens." Oh, and don't forget, "I like Gumby."

Score for body - an A-. Overall score - D+.

Watch and learn, boys.

Short and Sweet

This daddy-type dude needs just one piece of advice.



Take out the trash. Haven't you heard of identity theft?

Sniffing

Today's picture demonstrates how you can go from 90% hot to an eye-popping100%.


This guy has an amazing body. And he's a redhead, which I believe is a turn-on for just about all gay men other than redheads.

As we look at the decor, he has chosen to sit in his home office. A logical choice nowadays, as many men take nude pictures there while they are looking at other men's shots. Porn begets porn.

But that little stuffed animal on the computer sends the wrong message. Something like, "I'm a tough straight-acting dude and will fuck you in half! Oh, and I cried at the end of Babe."

And although my primary focus here is on the room ambiance, can I ask what that is he is sniffing? A washcloth? Gay porn tip #86 - if you're going to sniff something, it had better be a jockstrap.