Sunday, February 17, 2008

Is There an Interior Decorator in the House?

We've talked about the importance of posing for a nude photo in a room where the walls aren't hideously tacky, and neither is the carpet. But today's photo demonstrates that it's just as important what you pose on.



That is possibly the ugliest couch I've ever seen. Is it meant to be camouflage? I think there may be a naked man laying on it, but I can't be sure.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Disco is Dead, Baby






I don't think I need to comment on this one.


Look and learn, boys.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Like a Needle in a Haystack

I'm always fond of photos where guys pose naked outdoors. It implies a certain fun and frivolity with one's sexuality. But even in the wide open spaces, there are some settings to avoid.



Case in point - posing here doesn't seem wise. I mean, compared to those enormous bales of hay, this poor man's flaccid schmeckle vanishes away (even without my editing).

Here's the tip guys - making your member look smaller than it is...not a good idea.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Not Manly


Dude - the purse? Not hot. Don't pose in your girlfriend's closet.