Is There an Interior Decorator in the House?

We've talked about the importance of posing for a nude photo in a room where the walls aren't hideously tacky, and neither is the carpet. But today's photo demonstrates that it's just as important what you pose on.



That is possibly the ugliest couch I've ever seen. Is it meant to be camouflage? I think there may be a naked man laying on it, but I can't be sure.