You see, I'm a gay man and like any red-blooded homo, I look at porn. Lots of it. The type of porn I prefer is amateur shots of mature men (preferably hairy).
And after seeing so much porn, I grieve for many of these men. They seem to not realize that the environment around them can be just as much a turn-off as their "goods" can be a turn-on. In other words, these men need someone to set the right scene. They need...The Stager.
What you'll see on this blog are examples of what NOT to do. Maybe it will help some man out there from making the same mistakes. To avoid any concerns over the posting of adult images, I will be blotting out the naughty bits, because that's not usually the issue. I'm not here to pass judgment on the size of a man's tallywhacker, how he's shaved his pubes, etc. It's all about the location and the decor.
As an example, let's start with this gentleman. (Click on the image to see the red rectangles I added in more detail.)
This man is obviously straight. Which - fine. But recognizing that the audience for your nude photo is going to be gay, here are a couple tips. First - don't pose next to a photo of you and your wife. (Or your daughter and her husband...whatever.) And secondly, stuff your wife's bra in the drawer. She'd probably be embarrassed enough for anyone to see that thing, let alone those who want to see your schlong.
Get the picture?
If you have any good ideas, send them to me!
Also a disclaimer - all images presented here are those that I found free on the internet. I don't know these men, and don't know how to contact them. And if you should see yourself in one of these images, feel free to email me, and I'll immediately remove the post/image.
1 comment:
And the half finished glass of wine...there appears to be a tiny mirror on the floor...cheap-o joe boxer boxeres...and what's the other picture in the frame?
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