Bedroom Shelves

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Today's sample photo is a gentleman who has chosen to pose on his bed, an logical location. But as you can see there are issues with his shelves:

As much as a Container Store set-up is desirable for space considerations, it also means that you're putting all of that on display in your photo.

Issue 1 - the Furbies! I don't know why those were ever in vogue, but I can tell you that they are so 20th century. Men will look at those and think that you are a weird manchild.

Next, I take issue with putting all of your DVD collection up for viewing. For every DVD I would give you props for (Pulp Fiction), I have to take off points for some stinkers (Cellular? Really?). In other words, I'm sitting here debating your taste in movies, when I should be focused on those nipple rings!

And finally - what is that little house behind your head? A coin bank, perhaps?

This could be a nice shot, but I suggest cropping the photo above the headboard, and hiding the house thing with a pillow. Then you're in business, mister.