Studs or Geeks?

As you'll recall from prior posts, the smallest details in how you decorate your room can really cut back on your hotness points. Witness these muscle dudes:



The scene is hot. Muscled, masculine men engaged in some play. Lube and poppers at the ready. Their modern living room featuring all of the gay male essentials - nude pictures, an Advocate, something from a foreign country (in this case the London A-Z guide).

But what's that in the corner? Are those action figures? Possibly ones that are doing karate?

Guys, the only toys you should have on display when taking your naked photos are those that are made of rubber and shaped like...well, you know!