On the John

A bathroom is a good location for a nude picture of yourself. You already spend hours of your life in their naked anyway, why not turn on the digital camera?

But before you do, think about how it's decorated. Your lover or wife might have thought various knickknacks were cute when you did that bathroom remodel. And yet...



This gentleman has chosen to sit on the toilet cover. Sure, that can be hot. What's not hot is that thing behind him. What is that - a cat? And what is hanging on it? Watches? Bracelets? Looks like it belongs on a dresser in the bedroom. That creature over his other shoulder isn't helping any. It screams, "I like tacky shit in my bathroom."

The easy advice here is just to quickly remove everything from that shelf before you begin your photo session. Soon you'll have the boys wishing they could join you in that shower!